The "Nigerian Oil Minister" scam

I saw that I had a message and clicked on it. Guess what popped up! Yep, the "Nigerian Oil Minister" letter. Haven't those fraudsters gotten the message that their pitch doesn't work any more? Oh well, at least it isn't as aggravating as the continuous telephone and email campaign being waged by the "Your Auto Warranty Has Expired" Phishers. I'd like to introduce them to the Russian Mafia if only to eradicate them from this existence. They are unstoppable, which makes me distrust any telephone solicitations and nearly every other telephone call.
Also, Big Brothers/Big Sisters, and a rare disease group whose name escapes me at present also possess the telephone tenacity of Mormon missionaries. (Or was that the Watchtower society?) Excuse me, I'm ending this post, and return to trying to to decipher PNG pidgin that shows up in half of O-Shen's "Rascal In Paradise" music CD.
Example:
"Tupela yia I lus pinis,
Mi no save bai mi lukim yu o nogat.
Maybe sometime hai yu kam bek gen.
Mi no save, yu no bin tok taim yu lus long mi."